Next time someone rear ends me…
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My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
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Cooking fried rice ain’t easy motherfucker!
oh i think i will animals
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THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE
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Easy A is too funny to cope
This film is the best omg
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"No, not—I meant go, not scat"
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They’re encouraging him or making fun of him, either way I love it